Irena Coockoo (Formerly Spalko)

Irena is a Russian Agent working with Colonel Totes Cray Cray. She was formerly known as Irena Spalko, but changed her name to Cuckoo.

Born in Ukraine, at the age of 16 she decided to become a soldier. She dressed as a man for 8 years util she was found out. Her punisher was sent to Siberia for having an unregistered pony which meant she was forgiven.

She went to south America in 1957 t lead an attempt to get the crystal skull but she prefers we don't talk about that. She met totes cray cray and later married him