The Moose

The Moose is the sacred animal of the evil terrorist group le Cochin Dinde. The group want French Canada to become a free state and they will stop at nothing to get it! The Moose is called Rodney and he is from Nova Scotia. To worship him the terrorists sacrifice maple syrup to him; unfortunately he is now an addict and has had to attend rehab many times. Because this is Canada though everyone is addicted to maple syrup.