The Crazy Cannadian

He is the leader of Le Cochin Dinde and is leading an evil campaign against the oppressive Canadian government. So far he has only blown up one igloo. He is actually the brother of Rob Ford but he was disowned after he refused to smoke some maple ganja with him. However, he met Angelina Crawford and became her best friend. Unfortunately he caught her madness and started having a passionate affair with her; though if Indy Wingland found out then he would wreck terrible destruction on him!